diff --git a/apps/hypridle/default.nix b/apps/hypridle/default.nix
index 4612705..7ed57bf 100644
--- a/apps/hypridle/default.nix
+++ b/apps/hypridle/default.nix
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
       general = {
         after_sleep_cmd = "hyprctl dispatch dpms on";
         ignore_dbus_inhibit = false;
-        lock_cmd = "hyprlock";
+        lock_cmd = "hakase-hyprlock";
         before_sleep_cmd = "loginctl lock-session"; # lock before suspend
       };
 
diff --git a/apps/hyprlock/default.nix b/apps/hyprlock/default.nix
index 5add789..df7d4b3 100644
--- a/apps/hyprlock/default.nix
+++ b/apps/hyprlock/default.nix
@@ -6,16 +6,40 @@
 }: let
   cacheWallpaper = "${config.home.homeDirectory}/.cache/current_wallpaper";
   clockFont = myConfig.font.monospace;
+  scriptFont = myConfig.font.monospaceScript;
+  greetingConf = "${config.home.homeDirectory}/.cache/hyprlock-greeting.conf";
+
+  hakase-hyprlock = pkgs.writeShellScriptBin "hakase-hyprlock" ''
+    # Get focused monitor
+    monitor=$(hyprctl monitors -j | ${pkgs.jq}/bin/jq -r '.[] | select(.focused) | .name')
+
+    # Generate greeting label config
+    cat > ${greetingConf} << EOF
+    label {
+      monitor = $monitor
+      text = cmd[update:200] hakase-hyprlock-typewriter "\$(hakase-hyprlock-text-generator)"
+      color = \$on_surface_variant
+      font_size = 120
+      font_family = ${clockFont} Bold
+      position = 0, 480
+      halign = center
+      valign = center
+    }
+    EOF
+
+    exec hyprlock "$@"
+  '';
 in {
   imports = [
     ./scripts/typewriter.nix
     ./scripts/random-text.nix
   ];
+  home.packages = [hakase-hyprlock];
   programs.hyprlock = {
-    # FIXME: `greeting` has as inconsistency in pos for different monitors
     enable = true;
     extraConfig = ''
       source = ~/.config/hypr/hyprlock-colors.conf
+      source = ${greetingConf}
 
       general {
         hide_cursor = true
@@ -32,18 +56,6 @@ in {
         vibrancy = 0.2
       }
 
-      # Greeting (above clock)
-      label {
-        monitor = DP-1
-        text = cmd[update:1000] hakase-hyprlock-text-generator
-        color = $on_surface_variant
-        font_size = 120
-        font_family = ${clockFont} Bold
-        position = 0, 480
-        halign = center
-        valign = center
-      }
-
       # Hours (top)
       label {
         monitor =
@@ -71,10 +83,10 @@ in {
       # Date
       label {
         monitor =
-        text = cmd[update:60000] date '+%A, %B %d'
+        text = cmd[update:60000] echo "<span font_features='ss02'>$(date '+%A, %B %d')</span>"
         color = $on_surface_variant
         font_size = 18
-        font_family = ${clockFont}
+        font_family = ${clockFont} Italic
         position = 0, -320
         halign = center
         valign = center
diff --git a/apps/hyprlock/scripts/random-text.nix b/apps/hyprlock/scripts/random-text.nix
index 67519e7..ad90cb9 100644
--- a/apps/hyprlock/scripts/random-text.nix
+++ b/apps/hyprlock/scripts/random-text.nix
@@ -1,16 +1,77 @@
 {pkgs, ...}: let
   hakase-hyprlock-text-generator = pkgs.writeShellScriptBin "hakase-hyprlock-text-generator" ''
-    hour=$(date +%H)
-    name="$USER"
+    cache_file="''${XDG_RUNTIME_DIR:-/tmp}/hyprlock_greeting"
+    pid_file="''${XDG_RUNTIME_DIR:-/tmp}/hyprlock_greeting_pid"
 
-    if [[ $hour -lt 12 ]]; then
-      greeting="おはよう"
-    elif [[ $hour -lt 18 ]]; then
-      greeting="こんにちは"
-    else
-      greeting="こんばんは"
+    current_pid=$(pgrep -x hyprlock | head -1)
+
+    # Pick new greeting only when hyprlock restarts
+    if [[ -f $pid_file && -f $cache_file ]]; then
+      old_pid=$(cat "$pid_file")
+      if [[ "$old_pid" == "$current_pid" ]]; then
+        cat "$cache_file"
+        exit 0
+      fi
     fi
 
+    greetings=(
+      "Hello"
+      "Hola"
+      "Bonjour"
+      "Hallo"
+      "Ciao"
+      "Olá"
+      "Привет"
+      "こんにちは"
+      "你好"
+      "안녕하세요"
+      "مرحبا"
+      "שלום"
+      "नमस्ते"
+      "สวัสดี"
+      "Γειά σου"
+      "Merhaba"
+      "Xin chào"
+      "Cześć"
+      "Hej"
+      "Ahoj"
+      "Szia"
+      "Salut"
+      "Привіт"
+      "হ্যালো"
+      "வணக்கம்"
+      "Jambo"
+      "Aloha"
+      "Sawubona"
+      "Habari"
+      "Hei"
+      "Hallå"
+      "Hei"
+      "Kamusta"
+      "Salam"
+      "Selamat"
+      "Saluton"
+      "Tere"
+      "Sveiki"
+      "Labas"
+      "Здраво"
+      "Здравей"
+      "Bok"
+      "Përshëndetje"
+      "Բdelays"
+      "გამარჯობა"
+      "Сайн уу"
+      "ສະບາຍດີ"
+      "ជំរាបសួរ"
+      "မင်္ဂလာပါ"
+      "ආයුබෝවන්"
+    )
+
+    idx=$((RANDOM % ''${#greetings[@]}))
+    greeting="''${greetings[$idx]}"
+
+    echo "$current_pid" > "$pid_file"
+    echo "$greeting" > "$cache_file"
     echo "$greeting"
   '';
 in {
diff --git a/apps/hyprlock/scripts/typewriter.nix b/apps/hyprlock/scripts/typewriter.nix
index ec4ce6f..dbc5fc3 100644
--- a/apps/hyprlock/scripts/typewriter.nix
+++ b/apps/hyprlock/scripts/typewriter.nix
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
       echo "''${text:0:$letter}_"
     else
       # Toggle every 4 calls (at 200ms update = ~800ms blink)
-      if (((blink / 20) % 2 == 0)); then
+      if (((blink / 4) % 2 == 0)); then
         echo "''${text}_"
       else
         echo "''${text}<span alpha=\"1%\">_</span>"